Doing bad on a job interview and them still calling you back 😢
Talking to a supervisor and getting a full refund with a 50% discount on your next 5 purchases.
When you ask a girl if you were good last night and she reply: “🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🙊🙊💦💦💦”
When u been thirsty all day and u finally get a cold drink down ur throat
When a thirst follow, Follows you back
When you hear that song that used to be YOUR SHIT that you’ve been trying to find for the past 3 years
Like when you get 100 on your final
Like when you were a baby who’d been crying so hard for so long because you were sooo hungry and you finally get a perfectly sized nipple in you mouth 😋
^ lick emoji doe? fammmmm you do know thats your mom right ?
It’s like a smokey mild bbq sauce that arbys used to put on the sandwiches. I hadn’t heard of it until I started working there. It’s heaven on a beef n cheddar sandwich
”People say she was implicated on Aaliyah’s death, who was Beyonce’s competition”
[Just a joke; not a serious story]
Trey and Chris were playing one on in one in the empty court of the gymnasium. Nothing but the squeak of their matching multi-colored Jordans were heard on the pristine waxed floors. Sweat from both of their newly tanned bodies, courtesy of the Miami…
Lmfaoo what the fuck did i just read? lmfao cryin