Anonymous asked:
What does pussy usually taste like?

prettyboyshyflizzy:

sirnijeldiamonds:

suckkmy-swaq:

jayne-thepoetess:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

facelesstiger:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

ridinhanzsolo:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

ridinhanzsolo:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

ridinhanzsolo:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

1017andpregnant:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

Water

Hope

Freedom

Peace

Prosperity

Glory

Doing bad on a job interview and them still calling you back 😢

Talking to a supervisor and getting a full refund with a 50% discount on your next 5 purchases. 

When you ask a girl if you were good last night and she reply: “🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🙊🙊💦💦💦”

When u been thirsty all day and u finally get a cold drink down ur throat

When a thirst follow, Follows you back

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When you hear that song that used to be YOUR SHIT that you’ve been trying to find for the past 3 years

Like when you get 100 on your final 

Like when you were a baby who’d been crying so hard for so long because you were sooo hungry and you finally get a perfectly sized nipple in you mouth 😋

^ lick emoji doe? fammmmm you do know thats your mom right ?

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enogitna:

becausebirds:

karma-kollector:

autobahnvismarck:

perstephsanscouronne:

becausebirds:

Our visitor sure is enthusiastic!

This is all about the llama staring at you meaningfully through the rearview mirror.

The ostrich is just a distraction for the murder that llama will perform

tbh i think its more about the girl in the other car crying like what happened

Such theory

there is so much going on in this photo 

(via therawrchannel)

babiegyrle:

sweetestthingiwrote:

lovingcbreezy:

@chrisbrownofficial : What the devil looks like in person. Lol. You sad little man. You’ve been trying for years to destroy me. It won’t work. Your efforts are flattering. When you look back on your life when it’s that time for you to depart, what can u actually say you’ve accomplished in life? Bringing people down and being the number one source for negativity. Life’s too short homie. Find some sort of happiness. You are a grown ass man. God bless you bruh.”

This is so eloquent and hood at the same time. Come through fave!! 

Yasssss it was👏👏👏👏👏

Auggie & ‘uncles’ Will Friedle & @RiderStrong supported @daniellefishel at her book signing Mon night at @TheGroveLA (x)

(Source: rileyandauggie, via dangerouslovefanfic)

What is Arby’s sauce? It is a fancy thousand island dressing like McDonalds “secret sauce”?

It’s like a smokey mild bbq sauce that arbys used to put on the sandwiches. I hadn’t heard of it until I started working there. It’s heaven on a beef n cheddar sandwich

Spanish programme ”Cuarto Milenio” accused Beyoncé for Aaliyah’s death

aaliyahqueenofurbanpop:

(Min 03:33)
http://www.cuatro.com/_66840cc9


”People say she was implicated on Aaliyah’s death, who was Beyonce’s competition” 

Oh god..😒

jlunaivt:

THESE ARE FREAKING AWESOME!

(Source: behance.net, via jacquemeetsworld)

fortuneff:

Just the fact that my fave is getting some rest makes me happpy. His ass is straight knocked fam 😂😴

jheneaiko:

whats your fave? 

W.A.Y.S. , Promises, Wading, Spotless Mind, It’s Cool, Brave, Beautiful Riuns, Lying King.. Everything but The Pressure, To Love and to Die, Them v. You and Afternoon Dream bc i literally played them out of style before the album came out.

(Source: relaxx-love)

Love & Basketball: A Chris Brown, Trey Songz, and Drake One-Shot

dangerouslovefanfic:

bomptonkalifornia-ff:

[Just a joke; not a serious story]

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Trey and Chris were playing one on in one in the empty court of the gymnasium. Nothing but the squeak of their matching multi-colored Jordans were heard on the pristine waxed floors. Sweat from both of their newly tanned bodies, courtesy of the Miami…

Lmfaoo what the fuck did i just read? lmfao cryin

Fam…